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'Mom forgot to do the laundry last night, so I made clothes out of Legos.'

'I think you should seek treatment for that Lego block obsession of yours!'

PFI Lego - Buy now, pay when you grow up!

'You build a celebrity, then knock it down again.' 'Tabloid journalist lego.'

Mar-a-Lego

LEGO profits.

"It makes sense when you see the second painting with the Lego."

'I cloned a fish with a lego-block!'

"Sorry about the expletive."

"Yeah, work is tough, but nothing compared to coming home and stepping on one of the kids' legos."

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

Build your very own conflict of interest!

"They're so adorable at that age!"

'As our new company logo, I'm not quite sure it's sending out the right message.'

The Poky Little Pupa.

'Son, it's time we had that little talk about ornithology and entomology.'

"This stool shall pass."

"I feel like pushing the envelope this morning, honey, starting with a little grape jelly for that bran muffin."

'Trickle or Spray!?'

Evolution of man, starting at ameba through to computer

I thought you said we should never go to bed mad.

'Ron's not drunk - he's pouting because we won't play Pictionary.'

Mary, remember that you're pregnant and are now eating for 2,000.

Happy birthday Dung Beetle

Baby being fed using a lego construction.

'We're doing a fly on the wall documentary.'

'Oh, thank you, Neville. If I had lips, I'd kiss you.'

"Damnit—Every game ends in stalemate."

Tic-tac-toe

"Waiter, this is the worst meal I've ever tasted. And believe me, I've eaten some crap!"

"If you don't stop saying 'This whole game is a charade!' we're going home."

"WOW, we're on top of the world!"

'He loves that Lego set we bought for his birthday.'

'I really don't know why we bother coming here - the food's always crap.'

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