Lego Lover T-Shirts

'Mom forgot to do the laundry last night, so I made clothes out of Legos.'

'I think you should seek treatment for that Lego block obsession of yours!'

PFI Lego - Buy now, pay when you grow up!

'You build a celebrity, then knock it down again.' 'Tabloid journalist lego.'

"It makes sense when you see the second painting with the Lego."

'I cloned a fish with a lego-block!'

"Sorry about the expletive."

"Yeah, work is tough, but nothing compared to coming home and stepping on one of the kids' legos."

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

"They're so adorable at that age!"

'Son, it's time we had that little talk about ornithology and entomology.'

"I feel like pushing the envelope this morning, honey, starting with a little grape jelly for that bran muffin."

'Trickle or Spray!?'

Evolution of man, starting at ameba through to computer

'Ron's not drunk - he's pouting because we won't play Pictionary.'

Mary, remember that you're pregnant and are now eating for 2,000.

Baby being fed using a lego construction.

'We're doing a fly on the wall documentary.'

Tic-tac-toe

"Waiter, this is the worst meal I've ever tasted. And believe me, I've eaten some crap!"

"If you don't stop saying 'This whole game is a charade!' we're going home."

"Damnit—Every game ends in stalemate."

"WOW, we're on top of the world!"

'He loves that Lego set we bought for his birthday.'

"I have such strong feelers for you."

Fruit Fly Job Interviews

'Take me to your computer.'

Bot Art: After Mary Cassatt

'One advantage of having so many dependents is that I don't have to worry about income taxes.'

"You're hired!"

"Oh, sorry, I wasn't flirting with you – I was checking my phone."

Shrewsbury - pronunciation

'Still no improvement? Nurse, attach more gizmos.'

Robotic nurse in a future hospital.