Lego Enthusiast T-Shirts

'Surgery went well, Mr. Moore. I had a lot of fun rebuilding your knee joint.'

"It makes sense when you see the second painting with the lego."

"Here lies Ole Kirk Christiansen. Born 1891. Died 1958. Founder of Lego."

'That's his foot, that's his heart, that's a lego you swallowed at some point... weirdo.'

'Mom forgot to do the laundry last night, so I made clothes out of Legos.'

'I cloned a fish with a lego-block!'

"...All I got was a new box of lego blocks!"

The Notre Dame Five Year Restoration Plan Swing Into Action.

"Happy Birthday son."

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

Director/Action Man toy.

Build your very own conflict of interest!

"Just because I can deliver toys around the world in one night, doesn't mean I understand the tax code."

"Werewolves of London..."

Toy Shops and Educated Children

"Where the hell's my Slinky?"

"It's his emotional support animal."

Perks Featured in Vacancy at Toy Company

Baby being fed using a lego construction.

"Graduation day at kite flying school."

First Word

Childlike love

"If we play house, Timmy, we can't live with my parents because..."

"Of course I'm bored - my batteries are flat!"

One!

Three card brag - I'm great! I'm really handsome & I'm very rich.

What can I play?

Jack in the box on strike.

'I think you should seek treatment for that Lego block obsession of yours!'

'He loves that Lego set we bought for his birthday.'

"Mrs. Beasley, send the employees a memo stating that, from now on, they are to refer to me as 'Alpha Male'."

"But I've seen a million wind-up monkeys. Wait! Did you say it bangs on a snare drum?"

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