Gaming Legend Pillows

'Console 3GMEGA3D plus 3K+SUPERAUDIO USB 35,000.000 MGB...'

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

Saint George and the Drag Queen

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

Sphinx cat and mummy mouse

The Elliot Ness monster.

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

"In economics, I got an IOU."

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

Another Bigfoot sighting...

'The pioneers opened the frontier, but it wasn't legal until brave lawyers blazed the paper trail!'

Myths and legends...

The wooden clothes horse of Troy.

"You're ruining our reputation, Bob!"

"You know the stories about putting a pair of socks into the washing machine and getting out just one of them...Jones, it seems that we found the hideaway of the second socks!"

Sir gawain had been duped....it was a damson in distress

"Fantastic! Do you realize what we've just stumbled upon? It's the fabled Lost Glove Compartment of the Ancient Astronauts!"

'The big feet come from your side of the family.'

'He loves that Lego set we bought for his birthday.'

"I got a red card for not having enough fun!!"

'Where's the elephant cemetery? It's a secret, and anyway, you'd be the last person I'd tell!'

Scotsman in the bath...

We encourage the playing of games with other children.

'I told you that rock wall climbing would be useful. I'll get our ball back with no trouble at all.'

Pandora's Change Purse...

"Dog toys are really getting high tech."

41 Rounds of Layoffs Survived

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."

Saint Patrick

'How about that? -- Lady Godiva got a bouffant!'