Leaping Legend Pillows

"He won't go any higher, he's got vertigo."

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Hunting - No. III

The Businessmen Have to Make Decisions from Many Options

'It's a chart of office morale. This is where you went on vacation.'

Open mike night presents Sadie Cohen. Summer's almost over

'The next piece contains sex, violence, and Homeric epithets.'

Hanging off every word...

"Sir, the staff are all assembled for your pep talk."

'Told you to get your mower fixed.'

'Hey, Bob, can you get this itch on my chin? It's driving me nuts.'

Gym. Weight Room. This must be sculpting my body --- All my muscles feel like putty.

'I can't write cheating songs because my wife's too insecure.'

Team Leader

"It's not that I'm lazy. But I envisage myself not so much climbing the corporate ladder, as taking the corporate elevator."

'He was always too busy to sit for his portrait.'

'My predecessor left some big shoes to fill.'

Gareth Bale

'Console 3GMEGA3D plus 3K+SUPERAUDIO USB 35,000.000 MGB...'

'Dubble Dawawg A.K.A. Diplo Matt A.K.A. Spyral A.K.A. Sheldon delman - noted rap artist'

September: All the familiar signs of harvest are with us once more.

"This lawnmower is a real time saver. After pushing it around for an hour, I forget about all the ambitious landscaping plans I thought up over winter."

Thanksgiving: The holiday where aluminum foil is king!

"Don’t worry. You’re looking at the Frederick H. Tuttle Middle School long-jump champion."

'I want to reach the number one spot at Google.'

Man mowing lawn that grows quicker then he can cut it!

Garden sprinkler in the form of a classical statue

'It's a screaming ladies part.'

Lawrence of Suburbia

'I thought I heard a twig snap.'

"I should've expected this when my boss said I was moving up."

'Well, do you want to sign up or not?' - 'Um...yes and no.'

'I've been transferred again.'

"He did well with his eye exam but was disappointed to find out that laser surgery won't help out his score when he plays laser tag."

Would you run through that again? On. Off.

"And, after they see you do this, the 'promised land' can be whatever you say it is."