Leap Year Legend Pillows

"I was born on the 29th of February, so at 26 I've got plenty of time to add to my 401."

Great doing business with you. I look forward to next year.

"I don't like a school year that begins with 'while you were out'."

"Don’t worry. You’re looking at the Frederick H. Tuttle Middle School long-jump champion."

"It's a leap year, so an extra week's added to the calendar."

The Janopause

Leap Year

"Just the, two recruiters from the college's awning leap team drove by."

"Hey, everybody! Come, look! the odometer is about to roll over another 100,00 light years!"

"...Should nurses wages be forgot..."

Scientist looking down a microscope is being looked down a microscope by god.

Who am I kidding?

Ken wandered home wondering what the lunar new year would bring. . . like every other man and his dog.

The Ten Resolutions

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Hunting - No. III

Leap Heir

"Sorry, dear, but vowing NOT to climb Mount Everest this year isn't a valid New Year's resolution."

"He won't go any higher, he's got vertigo."

'Get Offa My Lawn!'

"One in four fleas is a leap flea."

"Nice jump, Sergei."

You are now entering 2022 - please lower your expectations

Get Offa My Lawn! BW

'I was born in a leap year, so I only have a birthday every twenty eight years.'

I know it's a "pet," and I know it's a "carrier," but you're still not putting it on the airplane.

February 2016 Monday 29. It's just cruel adding an extra day to election years.

"We need to change next year's number. I refuse to say '2020 won.'"

"C'mon, everyone is waiting for you!'

"Ready for your birthday present dear?" "Leave the diaper on! Leave the diaper on!"

'It's like the old days in the lab, Charlie. You learn the maze, you get the food pellet, you go home. What else can I say?'

'After this event, I want him tested. Blood, urine, DNA - the works. Look for anything unusual.'

'I set my high-jump records during leap year.'

"Gracie, I know it means a lot to you...but the Christmas tree has got to go."

Hopeless widower and hopeful widow

"For New Year I've decided to give you up Gerald."