Leap Year Legend Pillows

"I was born on the 29th of February, so at 26 I've got plenty of time to add to my 401."

Great doing business with you. I look forward to next year.

"I don't like a school year that begins with 'while you were out'."

"It's a leap year, so an extra week's added to the calendar."

"Don’t worry. You’re looking at the Frederick H. Tuttle Middle School long-jump champion."

The Janopause

Leap Year

"Just the, two recruiters from the college's awning leap team drove by."

Scientist looking down a microscope is being looked down a microscope by god.

"...Should nurses wages be forgot..."

"Hey, everybody! Come, look! the odometer is about to roll over another 100,00 light years!"

Who am I kidding?

Ken wandered home wondering what the lunar new year would bring. . . like every other man and his dog.

Leap Heir

The Ten Resolutions

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Hunting - No. III

"Sorry, dear, but vowing NOT to climb Mount Everest this year isn't a valid New Year's resolution."

"He won't go any higher, he's got vertigo."

'Get Offa My Lawn!'

"One in four fleas is a leap flea."

"Nice jump, Sergei."

You are now entering 2022 - please lower your expectations

Get Offa My Lawn! BW

'I was born in a leap year, so I only have a birthday every twenty eight years.'

"C'mon, everyone is waiting for you!'

"We need to change next year's number. I refuse to say '2020 won.'"

"Ready for your birthday present dear?" "Leave the diaper on! Leave the diaper on!"

'It's like the old days in the lab, Charlie. You learn the maze, you get the food pellet, you go home. What else can I say?'

'After this event, I want him tested. Blood, urine, DNA - the works. Look for anything unusual.'

"Gracie, I know it means a lot to you...but the Christmas tree has got to go."

'I set my high-jump records during leap year.'

The arrival of 2013.

"For New Year I've decided to give you up Gerald."

"I've decided to only make resolutions I can keep, so I've decided to be fat and lazy and more boring than last year."