Leap Year Adventurer Pillows

'The advertised very low off-peak rate is for February 29th only.'

"Look Mommy, hat!"

Tourists

"Would you like some wings?"

Albert & Myra - The End Story

Today we learned to count to one.

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN!, 'Boy, talk about psychobabbl!'

'My 'What I Did Over The Weekend' report is about my hunting a 17,000 pound moose, deep inside Canada.Some or all of this report has been fictionalized for dramatic purposes.'

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

Biggles has a more staid adventure.

Kids with Fish Balloons

Off to see the world

"After grad school, and before joining Wall Street, I decided to travel a bit."

Segregated Beach

'...I said we've been marooned.'

"I'm going to patronize India for my gap year, where are you going?"

"It's going to be one of those days."

Mistaken baby ducks.

'Wow! School's only been out for ten minutes, and I've already forgotten everything I learned.'

'I know he followed you home but you can't keep him.'

"Why did I start the story with 'Twice upon a time?' Because it's a sequel."

'Tell me about your gap year, Mr, Van Winkle,'

'Why not take some time off after high school...travel a bit...get a job...make some money...pay your own way through college.'

"I'm glad it's Labor Day...all that endless summer fun was getting exhausting."

'You must all promise never to divulge what you are about to see.'

"If nothing else, school has prepared me for a lifetime of backpacking."

Lice outbreak at Jungle High (lion with a shaved head).

'I need a jump!'

'Just think...summer's coming, and everyday will be like Saturday morning!'

"Now THAT's what I call a budget airline!"

Childhood

'The first person to learn anything leaves immediately!'