Leap Year Aficionado Pillows

'I set my high-jump records during leap year.'

'I've decided to put off college, and hitchhike around the cat.'

Leap Frog

"I can always tell when the kids go back to school. Everyone is so happy and relaxed."

Welcome to Kindergarten. It's a list of school supplies -- I need pencils, a ruler, crayons and a laptop!

"It's a leap year, so an extra week's added to the calendar."

"Don’t worry. You’re looking at the Frederick H. Tuttle Middle School long-jump champion."

Jeffrey N.: The Guy who managed to get the lead out of his pants, but they were still the wrong pants.

Did You Miss Me?

"This year, I'm starting school with a positive attitude! You have my word...I'm waiting till the second week of school to call it the worst year of my life."

"What really grinds my gears is by this time next year, I'll look exactly like you."

Leap Year

New Years Resolutions: Join Gym. . .Cancel Gym.

"'My Summer Vacation', read by the author. All rights reserved."

It's tough being a quarterback in a new year's eve game. All the receivers want to drop the ball.

You kids are lucky. The first day back to school is full of promise! West Fester. I say it's just full!

2017 glass half full

The family tradition lives on: I won the Long Jump and the Triple Jump events...

"Just the, two recruiters from the college's awning leap team drove by."

"Short straw gets the ribbon and the diaper!"

Are we nearly there yet?

"The new year will bring more of the same... only different."

"THIS YEAR I'M GOING TO GET IN SHAPE."

"I can't believe school starts next week."

Mom on the First Day of School.

Leap Heir

"That's your best shot at a New Year's resolution? Stop flushing dental floss down the toilet?"

'I don't know about you, but I keep mixing up 'current events' and 'sex education' these days...'

Omicron Ruins the 2022 Party

'Happy 138 B.C.!!'

The Month of January

2011

"One in four fleas is a leap flea."

The first day of school is always filled with crazy emotions. Joy and trauma. Triumph and failure. Frustration and disappointment. And that's just dealing with my cruddy new locker.

1973: Movember