Leap Year Birthday Pillows

'Stop going on about flowers and perfume, it's the same every time on your birthday.'

Cut out and keep your own DJ.

'I take it that the birthday cake is for this old trout you just served me?'

You know you're getting up there in years when your birthday cake requires that extra box of candles....

'I couldn't remember your exact age.'

"Don't think of this birthday as you're getting older. Think of it as being one day closer to irritable bowel syndrome."

'Many Happy Redundan... HA! RETURNS of the day, Mackay.'

He smiled to himself, enjoying his victory in hide and side. But soon, the next activity would start.

"Happy Birthday - I saw this and thought of you."

'Grownups are stupid! How can you be good and have fun?'

"It's a leap year, so an extra week's added to the calendar."

Celebration in operating theatre.

'As it's your birthday, I think I'll have a pudding.'

A woman stares at a birthday cake that has "4,000,000 calories" written on top of it in icing.

Dave had developed the perfect all in one method for blowing out the candles and keeping all of the cake to himself.

'If there was one thing Methusela hated. It was his Birthday bumps.

Brilliant reds & oranges. Muted golds & ochres.

'Times are hard so these will have to be presents for Christmas and birthday combined!'

A Piñata has gone rogue during the celebrations at a Birthday party knocking out most of the Family members

"Hurry up and make a wish. Your cake's in there."

"Happy Birthday, dear! It's gluten-free, lactose-free and sugar-free."

A boy holding a balloon

"Look at it this way - the more birthdays you have, the longer you live!"

'That's so I wont forget my wife's birthday.'