Leap Year Birthday Gifts

'Stop going on about flowers and perfume, it's the same every time on your birthday.'

Cut out and keep your own DJ.

Evolution of the Birthday Party.

'I take it that the birthday cake is for this old trout you just served me?'

You know you're getting up there in years when your birthday cake requires that extra box of candles....

Dog Birthdays

'Many Happy Redundan... HA! RETURNS of the day, Mackay.'

Vegetarian Birthdays.

'I couldn't remember your exact age.'

"Don't think of this birthday as you're getting older. Think of it as being one day closer to irritable bowel syndrome."

He smiled to himself, enjoying his victory in hide and side. But soon, the next activity would start.

'One hundred and forty? You don't look a day over one hundred and thirty nine!'

"You can't blow out the candles. You're rolled."

"Happy Birthday - I saw this and thought of you."

Party ville Trick Birthday Candles: Quality Control Department.,

'Grownups are stupid! How can you be good and have fun?'

Celebration in operating theatre.

'As it's your birthday, I think I'll have a pudding.'

A woman stares at a birthday cake that has "4,000,000 calories" written on top of it in icing.

"It's a leap year, so an extra week's added to the calendar."

'It seems with every year my hot flashes get worse.'

Dave had developed the perfect all in one method for blowing out the candles and keeping all of the cake to himself.

Brilliant reds & oranges. Muted golds & ochres.

'If there was one thing Methusela hated. It was his Birthday bumps.

"Let's pick up our cars now, 'kay Puddin'?"

"Be there in a minute. I'm just putting the icing on your cake."

"Look at it this way - the more birthdays you have, the longer you live!"

'That's so I wont forget my wife's birthday.'

"Happy Birthday, dear! It's gluten-free, lactose-free and sugar-free."

Birthday cakes on porch on hot day

"Hurry up and make a wish. Your cake's in there."

The new boss pi?ata brought fresh energy to office birthday parties.

A boy holding a balloon

"It's like every year my fear gets a little worse."

'Times are hard so these will have to be presents for Christmas and birthday combined!'