Leaping Legend Prints

"He won't go any higher, he's got vertigo."

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Hunting - No. III

The Businessmen Have to Make Decisions from Many Options

'It's a chart of office morale. This is where you went on vacation.'

'The next piece contains sex, violence, and Homeric epithets.'

Hanging off every word...

"Sir, the staff are all assembled for your pep talk."

'Told you to get your mower fixed.'

'Hey, Bob, can you get this itch on my chin? It's driving me nuts.'

'I can't write cheating songs because my wife's too insecure.'

Team Leader

'Dubble Dawawg A.K.A. Diplo Matt A.K.A. Spyral A.K.A. Sheldon delman - noted rap artist'

'Console 3GMEGA3D plus 3K+SUPERAUDIO USB 35,000.000 MGB...'

'My predecessor left some big shoes to fill.'

'He was always too busy to sit for his portrait.'

"It's not that I'm lazy. But I envisage myself not so much climbing the corporate ladder, as taking the corporate elevator."

September: All the familiar signs of harvest are with us once more.

"This lawnmower is a real time saver. After pushing it around for an hour, I forget about all the ambitious landscaping plans I thought up over winter."

Thanksgiving: The holiday where aluminum foil is king!

'It's a screaming ladies part.'

Garden sprinkler in the form of a classical statue

Man mowing lawn that grows quicker then he can cut it!

"Don’t worry. You’re looking at the Frederick H. Tuttle Middle School long-jump champion."

Lawrence of Suburbia

'I thought I heard a twig snap.'

'Well, do you want to sign up or not?' - 'Um...yes and no.'

"I should've expected this when my boss said I was moving up."

'I've been transferred again.'

"And, after they see you do this, the 'promised land' can be whatever you say it is."

"He did well with his eye exam but was disappointed to find out that laser surgery won't help out his score when he plays laser tag."

'So far, I've lost 90 dollars.'