Lego Legend Gifts

'He loves that Lego set we bought for his birthday.'

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

Build your very own conflict of interest!

Transylvanian backpackers.

Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster have some fun with the tourists...

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

Saint George and the Drag Queen

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

Sphinx cat and mummy mouse

The Elliot Ness monster.

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

"Yes, I said bring me the king. . .But not that king."

"Bigfoot"

Another Bigfoot sighting...

"In economics, I got an IOU."

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

"You know the stories about putting a pair of socks into the washing machine and getting out just one of them...Jones, it seems that we found the hideaway of the second socks!"

"You're ruining our reputation, Bob!"

Sir gawain had been duped....it was a damson in distress

The wooden clothes horse of Troy.

"Fantastic! Do you realize what we've just stumbled upon? It's the fabled Lost Glove Compartment of the Ancient Astronauts!"

'The pioneers opened the frontier, but it wasn't legal until brave lawyers blazed the paper trail!'

Myths and legends...

'The big feet come from your side of the family.'

Baby being fed using a lego construction.

'I think you should seek treatment for that Lego block obsession of yours!'

Scotsman in the bath...

'Where's the elephant cemetery? It's a secret, and anyway, you'd be the last person I'd tell!'

Pandora's Change Purse...

At Lego corporate headquarters.

"It makes sense when you see the second painting with the lego."

The Notre Dame Five Year Restoration Plan Swing Into Action.

Remote Control Pirate Ship.

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."