Linguistic Legend Pillows

'What do you call a dinosaur with a extensive vocabulary?'

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

Saint George and the Drag Queen

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

Sphinx cat and mummy mouse

The Elliot Ness monster.

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

"In economics, I got an IOU."

Another Bigfoot sighting...

"Now that's a win."

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

'The next piece contains sex, violence, and Homeric epithets.'

Myths and legends...

"You know the stories about putting a pair of socks into the washing machine and getting out just one of them...Jones, it seems that we found the hideaway of the second socks!"

"Fantastic! Do you realize what we've just stumbled upon? It's the fabled Lost Glove Compartment of the Ancient Astronauts!"

Jack London

Sir gawain had been duped....it was a damson in distress

The wooden clothes horse of Troy.

"You're ruining our reputation, Bob!"

'The big feet come from your side of the family.'

"Be or be not. There is no question."

"He's writing a novel for the first time in decades. It has less to do with the urge to create or say something new, and more to do with the fact that all his previous books are now out of print."

'I can't write cheating songs because my wife's too insecure.'

'Where's the elephant cemetery? It's a secret, and anyway, you'd be the last person I'd tell!'

Pandora's Change Purse...

Scotsman in the bath...

'Dubble Dawawg A.K.A. Diplo Matt A.K.A. Spyral A.K.A. Sheldon delman - noted rap artist'

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."