Lingo Legend Mugs

Jewish Scrabble

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster have some fun with the tourists...

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

Saint George and the Drag Queen

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

Sphinx cat and mummy mouse

The Elliot Ness monster.

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

"Yes, I said bring me the king. . .But not that king."

"In economics, I got an IOU."

Another Bigfoot sighting...

"Bigfoot"

"I feel like pushing the envelope this morning, honey, starting with a little grape jelly for that bran muffin."

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

"Fantastic! Do you realize what we've just stumbled upon? It's the fabled Lost Glove Compartment of the Ancient Astronauts!"

I love it when you speak Wall Streetese. Say 'to the upside' for me.

The wooden clothes horse of Troy.

"You're ruining our reputation, Bob!"

"You know the stories about putting a pair of socks into the washing machine and getting out just one of them...Jones, it seems that we found the hideaway of the second socks!"

Sir gawain had been duped....it was a damson in distress

Jack London

Myths and legends...

'The big feet come from your side of the family.'

'He loves that Lego set we bought for his birthday.'

Shrewsbury - pronunciation

"Be or be not. There is no question."

Scotsman in the bath...

Pandora's Change Purse...

'Where's the elephant cemetery? It's a secret, and anyway, you'd be the last person I'd tell!'

"He's writing a novel for the first time in decades. It has less to do with the urge to create or say something new, and more to do with the fact that all his previous books are now out of print."

Bee to bee: 'We used buzzwords before they were trendy.'