Lingerie Aficionados Gifts

Husband and wife both imagine themselves in the same lingerie.

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

I love it when you speak Wall Streetese. Say 'to the upside' for me.

"Underweird bras."

A Freudian slip...

Womens' bras come in football cup sizes.

Peter Benchley's New Book Fish!

'Oi son, you're not going out dressed like that.'

"Wrap it in any old bit of newspaper - she's bound to return it."

Human Resources Dept. When the boss says you're on the "short list" for promotion, it's not a crack about your height.

"Why do you call the new sheepdog Bra?"

Victoria's secret lovers: Barry, Al, Percy.

"They say at least 80% of us are wearing the wrong size."

'I know the marketing budget is stretched ... but I still think we need professional models.'

Finesse fishing

'Have a drink while I slip into something comfortable.'

"What kind of bra are you looking for?"

'By the way Adrian, it unfastens at the front.'

'Glue will wreak havoc on your arteries.'

"For the missus or yourself?"

Man on motorbike.

...she found out that the basque he'd bought wasn't for her.

'Man in suit wears tie in shape of a pencil.'

Victorian Secret

Seriously, try leaving them out for a day. They're delicious al dente!

Sara Sampaio

The Deli Counter

Concerned about saving energy, Bev tries out some of the new down lingerie.

'The Miracles of Suspension.'

"Thanks, guys! This is great! Room for my photos and credit car - Whoa! Hold on! This thing's genuine cowhide!"

Late Bloomers.

Ladies Lingerie.

Man in women's underwears boutique searching for the right sizes by looking at different shapes and forms of breasts.

"I just love window shopping, don't you Harold?"

'It's a see-though nightie that magnifies.'