Lingerie Aficionados Gifts

Husband and wife both imagine themselves in the same lingerie.

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

I love it when you speak Wall Streetese. Say 'to the upside' for me.

"Underweird bras."

A Freudian slip...

'Oi son, you're not going out dressed like that.'

Peter Benchley's New Book Fish!

"Wrap it in any old bit of newspaper - she's bound to return it."

"Why do you call the new sheepdog Bra?"

Victoria's secret lovers: Barry, Al, Percy.

"They say at least 80% of us are wearing the wrong size."

Finesse fishing

'I know the marketing budget is stretched ... but I still think we need professional models.'

'Glue will wreak havoc on your arteries.'

"For the missus or yourself?"

'By the way Adrian, it unfastens at the front.'

"What kind of bra are you looking for?"

'Have a drink while I slip into something comfortable.'

'Man in suit wears tie in shape of a pencil.'

...she found out that the basque he'd bought wasn't for her.

Man on motorbike.

Victorian Secret

'The Miracles of Suspension.'

The Deli Counter

"Thanks, guys! This is great! Room for my photos and credit car - Whoa! Hold on! This thing's genuine cowhide!"

"I just love window shopping, don't you Harold?"

Man in women's underwears boutique searching for the right sizes by looking at different shapes and forms of breasts.

"Recession, depression, or panic, lingerie always gets hit first!"

"I thought the basque was for ME."

Ladies Lingerie.

I told the kids, they're too old for Halloween.