Lingerie Collector Gifts

Songbird? No, I never said I was a songbird.

Late Bloomers.

'I asked what your lucky numbers were so I could buy you a lottery ticket.'

Concerned about saving energy, Bev tries out some of the new down lingerie.

Breathable Underwear Dares

Venn Diagram: DIamonds

'You're hopeful - worrying about what underwear to wear for the office party!'

"Underweird bras."

A Freudian slip...

Womens' bras come in football cup sizes.

"Actually it's darling and I'm sure it would fit perfectly. It's just that I'm not a woman."

'He'll love this cologne. It has the scent of an undervalued stock.'

"Wrap it in any old bit of newspaper - she's bound to return it."

"Nostalgia is one helluva drug."

Victoria's secret lovers: Barry, Al, Percy.

Ze-Bras

"Why do you call the new sheepdog Bra?"

"That's... yikes. I mean... what's even going on down there? Honey, I don't think a push-up bra is very flattering on you."

'I know the marketing budget is stretched ... but I still think we need professional models.'

"They say at least 80% of us are wearing the wrong size."

"Oh please...tell me you're buying this as a gift!"

"What kind of bra are you looking for?"

"I've got this amazing new bra."

'By the way Adrian, it unfastens at the front.'

"For the missus or yourself?"

'Have a drink while I slip into something comfortable.'

"Does it say 'I'm ovulating'?"

'Hello ground control? We're about to test Superstring theory!'

Vannamania

Victorian Secret

...she found out that the basque he'd bought wasn't for her.

'You used to be a living legend. Now you're a living has been.'

"Now hold on just a minute! Salad - fine! Chick flix - fine! But I draw the line on video games!"

Superhero flying off in women's underwear

Sara Sampaio