Lingerie Store Owner Gifts

'No, but you can fill out the application.'

Sale on the same stuff as last week.

Cut Price

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

'You're hopeful - worrying about what underwear to wear for the office party!'

"Our business is based on breakthroughs."

'They've certainly got designs on your purse!'

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

'Don't worry. I'm not charging you for the extra lettering.'

"Big n' tall" "Small n' long"

"Underweird bras."

"It was a mom-and-pop, but we inherited it."

Womens' bras come in football cup sizes.

A Freudian slip...

"Now that's a great number if you want to be protected from the entire environment."

"Actually it's darling and I'm sure it would fit perfectly. It's just that I'm not a woman."

"Wrap it in any old bit of newspaper - she's bound to return it."

"I'm looking for something that says country-but-only-an-hour-and-a-half-drive-from-the-city."

Victoria's secret lovers: Barry, Al, Percy.

Ze-Bras

"That's... yikes. I mean... what's even going on down there? Honey, I don't think a push-up bra is very flattering on you."

"Why do you call the new sheepdog Bra?"

'Uh-oh.'

'I know the marketing budget is stretched ... but I still think we need professional models.'

"They say at least 80% of us are wearing the wrong size."

"Fifth robbery this week. That's not a security camera ??" a local TV news station installed it to save time."

"What kind of bra are you looking for?"

"Does it say 'I'm ovulating'?"

'By the way Adrian, it unfastens at the front.'

"I've got this amazing new bra."

'Have a drink while I slip into something comfortable.'

'Hello ground control? We're about to test Superstring theory!'

"You never know what will catch on!"

"Oh please...tell me you're buying this as a gift!"

As models become skinnier, so do the mannequins.