Lingerie Worker Gifts

'I was fired from my last job for making too many bloomers. And I've just been fired from this one for not making enough!'

'You're hopeful - worrying about what underwear to wear for the office party!'

"Underweird bras."

A Freudian slip...

Womens' bras come in football cup sizes.

"Actually it's darling and I'm sure it would fit perfectly. It's just that I'm not a woman."

"Wrap it in any old bit of newspaper - she's bound to return it."

"That's... yikes. I mean... what's even going on down there? Honey, I don't think a push-up bra is very flattering on you."

Victoria's secret lovers: Barry, Al, Percy.

Ze-Bras

"Why do you call the new sheepdog Bra?"

'I know the marketing budget is stretched ... but I still think we need professional models.'

"They say at least 80% of us are wearing the wrong size."

"I've got this amazing new bra."

'Of course we can fix your sweater but we'll have to contact the sheep to match the wool!'

'Hello ground control? We're about to test Superstring theory!'

"For the missus or yourself?"

"What kind of bra are you looking for?"

'By the way Adrian, it unfastens at the front.'

"Oh please...tell me you're buying this as a gift!"

"Does it say 'I'm ovulating'?"

'Have a drink while I slip into something comfortable.'

"Now hold on just a minute! Salad - fine! Chick flix - fine! But I draw the line on video games!"

Victorian Secret

...she found out that the basque he'd bought wasn't for her.

Cultivating Toughness in Footballs.

Superhero flying off in women's underwear

Concerned about saving energy, Bev tries out some of the new down lingerie.

Old age is crueller than you think kid!"

Sara Sampaio

'Satisfied now? You've seen every pair in the shop.'

'The Miracles of Suspension.'

"Thongs ain't what they used to be!"

Bras - small, medium, large, hooters.

'Personally I wouldn't be seen dead in it.'