Lingerie Worker Pillows

'I was fired from my last job for making too many bloomers. And I've just been fired from this one for not making enough!'

'You're hopeful - worrying about what underwear to wear for the office party!'

"Underweird bras."

A Freudian slip...

"Actually it's darling and I'm sure it would fit perfectly. It's just that I'm not a woman."

"Wrap it in any old bit of newspaper - she's bound to return it."

"Why do you call the new sheepdog Bra?"

Victoria's secret lovers: Barry, Al, Percy.

Ze-Bras

"That's... yikes. I mean... what's even going on down there? Honey, I don't think a push-up bra is very flattering on you."

"They say at least 80% of us are wearing the wrong size."

'I know the marketing budget is stretched ... but I still think we need professional models.'

'Have a drink while I slip into something comfortable.'

"I've got this amazing new bra."

'Hello ground control? We're about to test Superstring theory!'

"Oh please...tell me you're buying this as a gift!"

'By the way Adrian, it unfastens at the front.'

"What kind of bra are you looking for?"

"Does it say 'I'm ovulating'?"

'Of course we can fix your sweater but we'll have to contact the sheep to match the wool!'

"For the missus or yourself?"

Cultivating Toughness in Footballs.

...she found out that the basque he'd bought wasn't for her.

Victorian Secret

Superhero flying off in women's underwear

Bras - small, medium, large, hooters.

The Pole Vault Washing Line

"I made a big mistake getting into ladies underwear..."

'Satisfied now? You've seen every pair in the shop.'

'The Miracles of Suspension.'

Old age is crueller than you think kid!"

'Personally I wouldn't be seen dead in it.'

"Thongs ain't what they used to be!"