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Bras - small, medium, large, hooters.

'Do you have this in a larger size? My cup runneth over.'

"The result this year is somewhat disappointing! . . . I had hoped for a D size!"

'You're hopeful - worrying about what underwear to wear for the office party!'

"Underweird bras."

A Freudian slip...

"Actually it's darling and I'm sure it would fit perfectly. It's just that I'm not a woman."

"Wrap it in any old bit of newspaper - she's bound to return it."

Victoria's secret lovers: Barry, Al, Percy.

"Why do you call the new sheepdog Bra?"

Ze-Bras

"That's... yikes. I mean... what's even going on down there? Honey, I don't think a push-up bra is very flattering on you."

'I know the marketing budget is stretched ... but I still think we need professional models.'

'It's better than we expected. Now the sheep produce wool in the winter and cotton in the summer.'

"They say at least 80% of us are wearing the wrong size."

"Does it say 'I'm ovulating'?"

'By the way Adrian, it unfastens at the front.'

"For the missus or yourself?"

'Have a drink while I slip into something comfortable.'

"We scarf. We bracelet. We earring. We brooch. In brief, ladies, we accessorize."

'Hello ground control? We're about to test Superstring theory!'

"Oh please...tell me you're buying this as a gift!"

"I've got this amazing new bra."

"What kind of bra are you looking for?"

Victorian Secret

...she found out that the basque he'd bought wasn't for her.

Superhero flying off in women's underwear

'Satisfied now? You've seen every pair in the shop.'

Mutant Mootunes - Pete Poodle Pants

'The Miracles of Suspension.'

"I made a big mistake getting into ladies underwear..."

"Thongs ain't what they used to be!"

In The Spring, A Young Man's Thoughts Turn Fancy