Lingerie Pillows

'I like the blue one. It'll look good tossed on the floor near the bed.'

'They come in all sizes-from egg cup to World Cup!'

'I know the marketing budget is stretched ... but I still think we need professional models.'

I think you've overdone it with that push-up bra

'No, but you can fill out the application.'

"Wrap it in any old bit of newspaper - she's bound to return it."

Global Positioning System

Womens' bras come in football cup sizes.

"I love it when you wear fish nets."

Man in women's underwears boutique searching for the right sizes by looking at different shapes and forms of breasts.

Maude's new bra came with added lift

Guess what? I'm wearing a half-bra today. Only one cup?

'By the way Adrian, it unfastens at the front.'

"Underweird bras."

CIA, 'Chief, I've got a lead on Victoria's Secret!'

Vera realised that the relationshipp was in trouble when she discovered that the basque Colin had bought for Xmas was not for her.

'It's a see-though nightie that magnifies.'

'Guess what. I'm wearing a half-bra today.'

'Do you have this in a larger size? My cup runneth over.'

Sara Sampaio

No tools are kept in this box overnight.

"The result this year is somewhat disappointing! . . . I had hoped for a D size!"

"My wife's bra size? I don't know, about like this I guess."

'It's a good bra... a man can open it with one hand.'

Free Bra Fitting.

'John surprised me with a bra and panty set last night-I'd never seen him in a bra and panty set before!'

"I'm looking for something less empowering."

Large lady's underwear.

Wordilly Durdillies - The Criminal Undieworld

"What kind of bra are you looking for?"

Sneaky Herb Cunningham gives Death the slip.

"I just love window shopping, don't you Harold?"

'I asked what your lucky numbers were so I could buy you a lottery ticket.'

"Tonight I think I'll wear my new pink slip."

'Have a drink while I slip into something comfortable.'