Lingerie Humorist Pillows

"Careful, Carruthers, it could be a booby trap!"

'You're hopeful - worrying about what underwear to wear for the office party!'

"Underweird bras."

Womens' bras come in football cup sizes.

"Actually it's darling and I'm sure it would fit perfectly. It's just that I'm not a woman."

"Wrap it in any old bit of newspaper - she's bound to return it."

Ze-Bras

"That's... yikes. I mean... what's even going on down there? Honey, I don't think a push-up bra is very flattering on you."

Victoria's secret lovers: Barry, Al, Percy.

"Why do you call the new sheepdog Bra?"

'I know the marketing budget is stretched ... but I still think we need professional models.'

"What kind of bra are you looking for?"

'Hello ground control? We're about to test Superstring theory!'

'Have a drink while I slip into something comfortable.'

"I've got this amazing new bra."

"For the missus or yourself?"

"Does it say 'I'm ovulating'?"

"Oh please...tell me you're buying this as a gift!"

'By the way Adrian, it unfastens at the front.'

'My father carried this sign before me, as did his father before him.'

Victorian Secret

"Now hold on just a minute! Salad - fine! Chick flix - fine! But I draw the line on video games!"

...she found out that the basque he'd bought wasn't for her.

Superhero flying off in women's underwear

It's much easier on my knees.

'Satisfied now? You've seen every pair in the shop.'

Sara Sampaio

Concerned about saving energy, Bev tries out some of the new down lingerie.

Bras - small, medium, large, hooters.

"I made a big mistake getting into ladies underwear..."

"Thongs ain't what they used to be!"

'I think the new exercise ball we got the hamster is too big...'

"I'm not sure. Maybe it's my wife's butt size I'm thinking of!"

Man in women's underwears boutique searching for the right sizes by looking at different shapes and forms of breasts.

'It's a see-though nightie that magnifies.'