Lingerie Humorist Gifts

"Careful, Carruthers, it could be a booby trap!"

'You're hopeful - worrying about what underwear to wear for the office party!'

"Underweird bras."

"Actually it's darling and I'm sure it would fit perfectly. It's just that I'm not a woman."

"Wrap it in any old bit of newspaper - she's bound to return it."

Ze-Bras

"Why do you call the new sheepdog Bra?"

Victoria's secret lovers: Barry, Al, Percy.

"That's... yikes. I mean... what's even going on down there? Honey, I don't think a push-up bra is very flattering on you."

'I know the marketing budget is stretched ... but I still think we need professional models.'

"I've got this amazing new bra."

'Have a drink while I slip into something comfortable.'

'By the way Adrian, it unfastens at the front.'

'Hello ground control? We're about to test Superstring theory!'

"For the missus or yourself?"

"What kind of bra are you looking for?"

"Oh please...tell me you're buying this as a gift!"

"Does it say 'I'm ovulating'?"

'My father carried this sign before me, as did his father before him.'

...she found out that the basque he'd bought wasn't for her.

Victorian Secret

Superhero flying off in women's underwear

"Thongs ain't what they used to be!"

"I made a big mistake getting into ladies underwear..."

'Satisfied now? You've seen every pair in the shop.'

Bras - small, medium, large, hooters.

'I think the new exercise ball we got the hamster is too big...'

Man in women's underwears boutique searching for the right sizes by looking at different shapes and forms of breasts.

'It's a see-though nightie that magnifies.'

'It the thought that counts.'

"Recession, depression, or panic, lingerie always gets hit first!"