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"I just love window shopping, don't you Harold?"

"I did my best to relax & unwind, but I just couldn't get comfortable with my thong on backwards."

"Dad'll be sorry he didn't come shopping with us, he's always looking at girls like that on-line."

'You're hopeful - worrying about what underwear to wear for the office party!'

"Underweird bras."

Knight ponders on how to remove sword from the stone. Peasant onlooker says: 'You wanna get some WD-40 on that, mate.'

A Freudian slip...

Womens' bras come in football cup sizes.

'So that's why I didn't get that train set? !'.

"Actually it's darling and I'm sure it would fit perfectly. It's just that I'm not a woman."

"Wrap it in any old bit of newspaper - she's bound to return it."

"Why do you call the new sheepdog Bra?"

Victoria's secret lovers: Barry, Al, Percy.

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."

Ze-Bras

"That's... yikes. I mean... what's even going on down there? Honey, I don't think a push-up bra is very flattering on you."

"They say at least 80% of us are wearing the wrong size."

'I know the marketing budget is stretched ... but I still think we need professional models.'

"What kind of bra are you looking for?"

"Oh please...tell me you're buying this as a gift!"

"Does it say 'I'm ovulating'?"

'By the way Adrian, it unfastens at the front.'

'Hello ground control? We're about to test Superstring theory!'

'Have a drink while I slip into something comfortable.'

Despite some initial reservations, the knights were often grateful for Guinevere's presence at the Round Table.

"I've got this amazing new bra."

"For the missus or yourself?"

Victorian Secret

"Now hold on just a minute! Salad - fine! Chick flix - fine! But I draw the line on video games!"

...she found out that the basque he'd bought wasn't for her.

Superhero flying off in women's underwear

Don Alahambra

"I made a big mistake getting into ladies underwear..."

'Satisfied now? You've seen every pair in the shop.'

Bras - small, medium, large, hooters.