Lingerie Critic Gifts

"That's... yikes. I mean... what's even going on down there? Honey, I don't think a push-up bra is very flattering on you."

'You're hopeful - worrying about what underwear to wear for the office party!'

"Underweird bras."

A Freudian slip...

Womens' bras come in football cup sizes.

"Actually it's darling and I'm sure it would fit perfectly. It's just that I'm not a woman."

"Wrap it in any old bit of newspaper - she's bound to return it."

Victoria's secret lovers: Barry, Al, Percy.

Ze-Bras

"Why do you call the new sheepdog Bra?"

"Are you sure that's not a typo? -- Maybe the cow jumped over the moor."

"They say at least 80% of us are wearing the wrong size."

'I know the marketing budget is stretched ... but I still think we need professional models.'

"What kind of bra are you looking for?"

'Hello ground control? We're about to test Superstring theory!'

'By the way Adrian, it unfastens at the front.'

'Have a drink while I slip into something comfortable.'

"I've got this amazing new bra."

"Oh please...tell me you're buying this as a gift!"

"For the missus or yourself?"

"Does it say 'I'm ovulating'?"

...she found out that the basque he'd bought wasn't for her.

"Now hold on just a minute! Salad - fine! Chick flix - fine! But I draw the line on video games!"

Victorian Secret

"I didn't think much of the plot, but I like the product placement."

Superhero flying off in women's underwear

Sara Sampaio

'Satisfied now? You've seen every pair in the shop.'

Bras - small, medium, large, hooters.

"I'm composing a song for the new administration. It's entitled, 'Hell to the chief'."

BIBLE STORIES, 'This is full of battle and other BOY stuff - not a single romantic comedy!'

"I made a big mistake getting into ladies underwear..."

'The Miracles of Suspension.'

Concerned about saving energy, Bev tries out some of the new down lingerie.

"Thongs ain't what they used to be!"