Lingerie Model Gifts

'I haven't been totally honest with you...'

'You're hopeful - worrying about what underwear to wear for the office party!'

"Underweird bras."

Womens' bras come in football cup sizes.

A Freudian slip...

"Actually it's darling and I'm sure it would fit perfectly. It's just that I'm not a woman."

"Wrap it in any old bit of newspaper - she's bound to return it."

'Neighbors...friends...artists models.'

"Why do you call the new sheepdog Bra?"

Ze-Bras

"That's... yikes. I mean... what's even going on down there? Honey, I don't think a push-up bra is very flattering on you."

Victoria's secret lovers: Barry, Al, Percy.

'I know the marketing budget is stretched ... but I still think we need professional models.'

"They say at least 80% of us are wearing the wrong size."

'Have a drink while I slip into something comfortable.'

Toys - Business Model.

"For the missus or yourself?"

"I've got this amazing new bra."

"What kind of bra are you looking for?"

'By the way Adrian, it unfastens at the front.'

'Hello ground control? We're about to test Superstring theory!'

"Does it say 'I'm ovulating'?"

"Oh please...tell me you're buying this as a gift!"

Victorian Secret

...she found out that the basque he'd bought wasn't for her.

"Now hold on just a minute! Salad - fine! Chick flix - fine! But I draw the line on video games!"

Superhero flying off in women's underwear

'Satisfied now? You've seen every pair in the shop.'

Sara Sampaio

"Thongs ain't what they used to be!"

Concerned about saving energy, Bev tries out some of the new down lingerie.

Bras - small, medium, large, hooters.

"I made a big mistake getting into ladies underwear..."

'The Miracles of Suspension.'

Man in women's underwears boutique searching for the right sizes by looking at different shapes and forms of breasts.