Lingerie Model Gifts

'I haven't been totally honest with you...'

'You're hopeful - worrying about what underwear to wear for the office party!'

"Underweird bras."

A Freudian slip...

"Actually it's darling and I'm sure it would fit perfectly. It's just that I'm not a woman."

"Wrap it in any old bit of newspaper - she's bound to return it."

"Why do you call the new sheepdog Bra?"

Victoria's secret lovers: Barry, Al, Percy.

'Neighbors...friends...artists models.'

Ze-Bras

"That's... yikes. I mean... what's even going on down there? Honey, I don't think a push-up bra is very flattering on you."

"They say at least 80% of us are wearing the wrong size."

'I know the marketing budget is stretched ... but I still think we need professional models.'

'Have a drink while I slip into something comfortable.'

"Does it say 'I'm ovulating'?"

"I've got this amazing new bra."

'By the way Adrian, it unfastens at the front.'

"What kind of bra are you looking for?"

'Hello ground control? We're about to test Superstring theory!'

"For the missus or yourself?"

"Oh please...tell me you're buying this as a gift!"

Toys - Business Model.

...she found out that the basque he'd bought wasn't for her.

Victorian Secret

Superhero flying off in women's underwear

Bras - small, medium, large, hooters.

'Satisfied now? You've seen every pair in the shop.'

"I made a big mistake getting into ladies underwear..."

'The Miracles of Suspension.'

"Thongs ain't what they used to be!"

Man in women's underwears boutique searching for the right sizes by looking at different shapes and forms of breasts.

"So you've seen my double-lingerie invention? Does it get approval of the patent office?"