Lingerie Designer Gifts

Bras - small, medium, large, hooters.

'Do you have this in a larger size? My cup runneth over.'

"The result this year is somewhat disappointing! . . . I had hoped for a D size!"

'You're hopeful - worrying about what underwear to wear for the office party!'

"Underweird bras."

Womens' bras come in football cup sizes.

A Freudian slip...

"Actually it's darling and I'm sure it would fit perfectly. It's just that I'm not a woman."

"Wrap it in any old bit of newspaper - she's bound to return it."

Ze-Bras

Victoria's secret lovers: Barry, Al, Percy.

"Why do you call the new sheepdog Bra?"

"That's... yikes. I mean... what's even going on down there? Honey, I don't think a push-up bra is very flattering on you."

'I know the marketing budget is stretched ... but I still think we need professional models.'

"They say at least 80% of us are wearing the wrong size."

'It's better than we expected. Now the sheep produce wool in the winter and cotton in the summer.'

"We scarf. We bracelet. We earring. We brooch. In brief, ladies, we accessorize."

"I've got this amazing new bra."

'Have a drink while I slip into something comfortable.'

'By the way Adrian, it unfastens at the front.'

"Oh please...tell me you're buying this as a gift!"

"What kind of bra are you looking for?"

"Does it say 'I'm ovulating'?"

"For the missus or yourself?"

'Hello ground control? We're about to test Superstring theory!'

Victorian Secret

...she found out that the basque he'd bought wasn't for her.

"Now hold on just a minute! Salad - fine! Chick flix - fine! But I draw the line on video games!"

F&E Designs. My reversible jacket didn't turn out very well.

Superhero flying off in women's underwear

Mutant Mootunes - Pete Poodle Pants

'The Miracles of Suspension.'

Sara Sampaio

'Satisfied now? You've seen every pair in the shop.'

"Thongs ain't what they used to be!"