Lingerie Shop Owner Gifts

'All of our man bras are designed with the end user in mind and snap easily in the front.'

Closing Laugh: Lingerie

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

'You're hopeful - worrying about what underwear to wear for the office party!'

'They've certainly got designs on your purse!'

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

"Big n' tall" "Small n' long"

"Underweird bras."

Womens' bras come in football cup sizes.

A Freudian slip...

"Now that's a great number if you want to be protected from the entire environment."

"Actually it's darling and I'm sure it would fit perfectly. It's just that I'm not a woman."

"Wrap it in any old bit of newspaper - she's bound to return it."

Ze-Bras

'You're proposing to me with, cubic zirconias?... But, you're a diamond dealer!'

"Why do you call the new sheepdog Bra?"

Victoria's secret lovers: Barry, Al, Percy.

"I'm looking for something that says country-but-only-an-hour-and-a-half-drive-from-the-city."

"That's... yikes. I mean... what's even going on down there? Honey, I don't think a push-up bra is very flattering on you."

'I know the marketing budget is stretched ... but I still think we need professional models.'

"They say at least 80% of us are wearing the wrong size."

Thank you for calling ace novelty..and remember, think outside the box!

'Have a drink while I slip into something comfortable.'

'By the way Adrian, it unfastens at the front.'

"I've got this amazing new bra."

As models become skinnier, so do the mannequins.

"What kind of bra are you looking for?"

"For the missus or yourself?"

"Does it say 'I'm ovulating'?"

'Hello ground control? We're about to test Superstring theory!'

"Oh please...tell me you're buying this as a gift!"

"I can't believe I spent seven million dollars on tights."

'Do you have clothes for winning the lottery?'

Three tailors block the street, forcing a passerby into their shop.

"Now hold on just a minute! Salad - fine! Chick flix - fine! But I draw the line on video games!"