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'All of our man bras are designed with the end user in mind and snap easily in the front.'

Closing Laugh: Lingerie

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

'You're hopeful - worrying about what underwear to wear for the office party!'

'They've certainly got designs on your purse!'

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

"Big n' tall" "Small n' long"

"Underweird bras."

A Freudian slip...

"Now that's a great number if you want to be protected from the entire environment."

"Actually it's darling and I'm sure it would fit perfectly. It's just that I'm not a woman."

"Wrap it in any old bit of newspaper - she's bound to return it."

'You're proposing to me with, cubic zirconias?... But, you're a diamond dealer!'

Ze-Bras

"That's... yikes. I mean... what's even going on down there? Honey, I don't think a push-up bra is very flattering on you."

"I'm looking for something that says country-but-only-an-hour-and-a-half-drive-from-the-city."

"Why do you call the new sheepdog Bra?"

Victoria's secret lovers: Barry, Al, Percy.

"They say at least 80% of us are wearing the wrong size."

'I know the marketing budget is stretched ... but I still think we need professional models.'

"Oh please...tell me you're buying this as a gift!"

Thank you for calling ace novelty..and remember, think outside the box!

"For the missus or yourself?"

'By the way Adrian, it unfastens at the front.'

'Have a drink while I slip into something comfortable.'

"What kind of bra are you looking for?"

"I've got this amazing new bra."

"Does it say 'I'm ovulating'?"

As models become skinnier, so do the mannequins.

'Hello ground control? We're about to test Superstring theory!'

...she found out that the basque he'd bought wasn't for her.

"I can't believe I spent seven million dollars on tights."

'Do you have clothes for winning the lottery?'

STRIP "I've tried everywhere to get a new winter court...but all the stores are full of next years summer collections"

Three tailors block the street, forcing a passerby into their shop.