Lingerie Store Manager T-Shirts

'...just a brief call...'

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

"Excuse me, I'm here to do some sole searching."

'If you're having trouble finding what you want, try our other store--'Cabernet Sauvignons Starting with the Letter B'.'

'You're hopeful - worrying about what underwear to wear for the office party!'

"Store policy is that I need a note from your wife."

"Underweird bras."

'Bread, milk, cereal, sugar, sausage, potatoes, beans, biscuits. Click! So easy, but I do miss the sexy till lady.'

A Freudian slip...

"It's difficult to attract a younger customer when our main demographic is babies."

"Actually it's darling and I'm sure it would fit perfectly. It's just that I'm not a woman."

"You can't find the menswear department? Oh, I'm sorry, Sir- I was standing in front of it."

"I think he said he wants to buy 'just the one'. You'd better fetch the manager"

"That should read $20.00. I'd make the correction, but I don't want to be accused of price-fixing."

SupermarketAwful Market.

'They're both nice - which can you ill afford least?'

"Wrap it in any old bit of newspaper - she's bound to return it."

"Bye now... it's always nice to see you and little Tommy!"

"That's... yikes. I mean... what's even going on down there? Honey, I don't think a push-up bra is very flattering on you."

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Victoria's secret lovers: Barry, Al, Percy.

'Gents toilet? Ah, got me there...'

Self-Checkout.

Sports Memorabilia: Help wanted-losers need not apply.

'A word of advice, the squeaky wheel gets the totally organic, 0 trans-fat, soy-based lubricant.'

Ze-Bras

'I've drawn up a health and safety policy for the company.'

"Why do you call the new sheepdog Bra?"

"Will you only promise the children toys that can be brought at this store?"

'I know the marketing budget is stretched ... but I still think we need professional models.'

"They say at least 80% of us are wearing the wrong size."