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'No, something really slinky -- I wrecked the car!'

"No, kid, we don't call these 'attachment icons.' We call them paperclips."

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

'You're hopeful - worrying about what underwear to wear for the office party!'

"Underweird bras."

'We have a P-O-P display for our new perfume. Can we move the beef jerky down a smidge?'

A Freudian slip...

"Actually it's darling and I'm sure it would fit perfectly. It's just that I'm not a woman."

"Wrap it in any old bit of newspaper - she's bound to return it."

"That's... yikes. I mean... what's even going on down there? Honey, I don't think a push-up bra is very flattering on you."

"Why do you call the new sheepdog Bra?"

Ze-Bras

We stock ALL sizes...

Victoria's secret lovers: Barry, Al, Percy.

"They say at least 80% of us are wearing the wrong size."

'I know the marketing budget is stretched ... but I still think we need professional models.'

"For the missus or yourself?"

'Hello ground control? We're about to test Superstring theory!'

'By the way Adrian, it unfastens at the front.'

'Hold my purse. I'm going in only to complain.'

"Oh please...tell me you're buying this as a gift!"

"What kind of bra are you looking for?"

"I've got this amazing new bra."

"Does it say 'I'm ovulating'?"

'Have a drink while I slip into something comfortable.'

'These pajamas come with a flak jacket sewn into the lining to protect against the 'Stop Snoring' elbow in the ribs.'

Clothes sale - everything must go!

Retail store: 'put this on and shut up!'

...she found out that the basque he'd bought wasn't for her.

It's too tight! You'll shrink into it as you get older.

'Or if that's too expensive, why don't you bring yours in for a nice paint job?'

'I've added a few minutes to that hour glass figure I had in college.'

Victorian Secret

'A neighbour of mine has just come in - put 'em in a size 4 box, will you?'