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'No, something really slinky -- I wrecked the car!'

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

"No, kid, we don't call these 'attachment icons.' We call them paperclips."

'You're hopeful - worrying about what underwear to wear for the office party!'

"Underweird bras."

'We have a P-O-P display for our new perfume. Can we move the beef jerky down a smidge?'

A Freudian slip...

Womens' bras come in football cup sizes.

"Actually it's darling and I'm sure it would fit perfectly. It's just that I'm not a woman."

"Wrap it in any old bit of newspaper - she's bound to return it."

"That's... yikes. I mean... what's even going on down there? Honey, I don't think a push-up bra is very flattering on you."

"Why do you call the new sheepdog Bra?"

Ze-Bras

Victoria's secret lovers: Barry, Al, Percy.

We stock ALL sizes...

"They say at least 80% of us are wearing the wrong size."

'I know the marketing budget is stretched ... but I still think we need professional models.'

"Does it say 'I'm ovulating'?"

'Hold my purse. I'm going in only to complain.'

'Hello ground control? We're about to test Superstring theory!'

"Oh please...tell me you're buying this as a gift!"

"For the missus or yourself?"

"I've got this amazing new bra."

'By the way Adrian, it unfastens at the front.'

"What kind of bra are you looking for?"

'Have a drink while I slip into something comfortable.'

'These pajamas come with a flak jacket sewn into the lining to protect against the 'Stop Snoring' elbow in the ribs.'

'I've added a few minutes to that hour glass figure I had in college.'

Retail store: 'put this on and shut up!'

"Now hold on just a minute! Salad - fine! Chick flix - fine! But I draw the line on video games!"

'Or if that's too expensive, why don't you bring yours in for a nice paint job?'

...she found out that the basque he'd bought wasn't for her.

Clothes sale - everything must go!

Victorian Secret

'A neighbour of mine has just come in - put 'em in a size 4 box, will you?'