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Late Bloomers.

'I asked what your lucky numbers were so I could buy you a lottery ticket.'

Breathable Underwear Dares

Venn Diagram: DIamonds

'You're hopeful - worrying about what underwear to wear for the office party!'

"Underweird bras."

A Freudian slip...

"Actually it's darling and I'm sure it would fit perfectly. It's just that I'm not a woman."

'He'll love this cologne. It has the scent of an undervalued stock.'

"Wrap it in any old bit of newspaper - she's bound to return it."

"Why do you call the new sheepdog Bra?"

"That's... yikes. I mean... what's even going on down there? Honey, I don't think a push-up bra is very flattering on you."

Victoria's secret lovers: Barry, Al, Percy.

Ze-Bras

"Nostalgia is one helluva drug."

"They say at least 80% of us are wearing the wrong size."

'I know the marketing budget is stretched ... but I still think we need professional models.'

"Oh please...tell me you're buying this as a gift!"

'Hello ground control? We're about to test Superstring theory!'

'By the way Adrian, it unfastens at the front.'

"What kind of bra are you looking for?"

'Have a drink while I slip into something comfortable.'

"I've got this amazing new bra."

"Does it say 'I'm ovulating'?"

"For the missus or yourself?"

...she found out that the basque he'd bought wasn't for her.

'You used to be a living legend. Now you're a living has been.'

Victorian Secret

Superhero flying off in women's underwear

'Satisfied now? You've seen every pair in the shop.'

"Thongs ain't what they used to be!"

"I made a big mistake getting into ladies underwear..."

Bras - small, medium, large, hooters.

'Oh Darling, I just love the smell of your new aftershave...'