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"Why do you call the new sheepdog Bra?"

'You lifted your head.'

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.

I love it when you speak Wall Streetese. Say 'to the upside' for me.

'You're hopeful - worrying about what underwear to wear for the office party!'

"Underweird bras."

A Freudian slip...

"Actually it's darling and I'm sure it would fit perfectly. It's just that I'm not a woman."

"Wrap it in any old bit of newspaper - she's bound to return it."

Victoria's secret lovers: Barry, Al, Percy.

Ze-Bras

"That's... yikes. I mean... what's even going on down there? Honey, I don't think a push-up bra is very flattering on you."

"They say at least 80% of us are wearing the wrong size."

'I know the marketing budget is stretched ... but I still think we need professional models.'

"I've got this amazing new bra."

"Does it say 'I'm ovulating'?"

'By the way Adrian, it unfastens at the front.'

'Have a drink while I slip into something comfortable.'

"For the missus or yourself?"

'Hello ground control? We're about to test Superstring theory!'

"What kind of bra are you looking for?"

"Oh please...tell me you're buying this as a gift!"

...she found out that the basque he'd bought wasn't for her.

Victorian Secret

Superhero flying off in women's underwear

Bras - small, medium, large, hooters.

'Satisfied now? You've seen every pair in the shop.'

"I made a big mistake getting into ladies underwear..."

'The Miracles of Suspension.'

"Thongs ain't what they used to be!"