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"Why do you call the new sheepdog Bra?"

'You lifted your head.'

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.

I love it when you speak Wall Streetese. Say 'to the upside' for me.

'You're hopeful - worrying about what underwear to wear for the office party!'

"Underweird bras."

A Freudian slip...

Womens' bras come in football cup sizes.

"Actually it's darling and I'm sure it would fit perfectly. It's just that I'm not a woman."

"Wrap it in any old bit of newspaper - she's bound to return it."

Human Resources Dept. When the boss says you're on the "short list" for promotion, it's not a crack about your height.

Victoria's secret lovers: Barry, Al, Percy.

"That's... yikes. I mean... what's even going on down there? Honey, I don't think a push-up bra is very flattering on you."

Ze-Bras

"They say at least 80% of us are wearing the wrong size."

'I know the marketing budget is stretched ... but I still think we need professional models.'

"What kind of bra are you looking for?"

'By the way Adrian, it unfastens at the front.'

"I've got this amazing new bra."

"For the missus or yourself?"

'Hello ground control? We're about to test Superstring theory!'

"Does it say 'I'm ovulating'?"

"Oh please...tell me you're buying this as a gift!"

'Have a drink while I slip into something comfortable.'

Victorian Secret

...she found out that the basque he'd bought wasn't for her.

"Now hold on just a minute! Salad - fine! Chick flix - fine! But I draw the line on video games!"

Superhero flying off in women's underwear

Concerned about saving energy, Bev tries out some of the new down lingerie.

'The Miracles of Suspension.'

Bras - small, medium, large, hooters.

"Thongs ain't what they used to be!"

'Satisfied now? You've seen every pair in the shop.'

"I made a big mistake getting into ladies underwear..."