Lingerie Specialist Gifts

Lingerie store

'You're hopeful - worrying about what underwear to wear for the office party!'

"Underweird bras."

A Freudian slip...

"Actually it's darling and I'm sure it would fit perfectly. It's just that I'm not a woman."

"Wrap it in any old bit of newspaper - she's bound to return it."

"Why do you call the new sheepdog Bra?"

Ze-Bras

Victoria's secret lovers: Barry, Al, Percy.

"That's... yikes. I mean... what's even going on down there? Honey, I don't think a push-up bra is very flattering on you."

'I know the marketing budget is stretched ... but I still think we need professional models.'

"They say at least 80% of us are wearing the wrong size."

"I've got this amazing new bra."

"Does it say 'I'm ovulating'?"

'By the way Adrian, it unfastens at the front.'

'Have a drink while I slip into something comfortable.'

"For the missus or yourself?"

'Hello ground control? We're about to test Superstring theory!'

"Oh please...tell me you're buying this as a gift!"

"What kind of bra are you looking for?"

...she found out that the basque he'd bought wasn't for her.

Victorian Secret

Superhero flying off in women's underwear

"She seems nice. A little clingy... but nice."

'Satisfied now? You've seen every pair in the shop.'

Bras - small, medium, large, hooters.

"I made a big mistake getting into ladies underwear..."

'The Miracles of Suspension.'

"Thongs ain't what they used to be!"

"I just love window shopping, don't you Harold?"

Man in women's underwears boutique searching for the right sizes by looking at different shapes and forms of breasts.

"So you've seen my double-lingerie invention? Does it get approval of the patent office?"