Lingerie Store Manager Gifts

'...just a brief call...'

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

"Excuse me, I'm here to do some sole searching."

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

I hate deer! What do you have to repel them? They're awful. I've got fences. Sprays. Decoys. Tree's Tree Nursery. I'll takes these. Anything to get rid of the varmints. Ring him up, Twig. I don't know why you are so down on deer. They've been very good to you! Anti-deer.

'If you're having trouble finding what you want, try our other store--'Cabernet Sauvignons Starting with the Letter B'.'

'You're hopeful - worrying about what underwear to wear for the office party!'

Never tell the boss "You can count on me" during inventory.

'Bread, milk, cereal, sugar, sausage, potatoes, beans, biscuits. Click! So easy, but I do miss the sexy till lady.'

"Underweird bras."

"Store policy is that I need a note from your wife."

Womens' bras come in football cup sizes.

A Freudian slip...

"It's difficult to attract a younger customer when our main demographic is babies."

"You can't find the menswear department? Oh, I'm sorry, Sir- I was standing in front of it."

"Actually it's darling and I'm sure it would fit perfectly. It's just that I'm not a woman."

"I think he said he wants to buy 'just the one'. You'd better fetch the manager"

"That should read $20.00. I'd make the correction, but I don't want to be accused of price-fixing."

SupermarketAwful Market.

"Wrap it in any old bit of newspaper - she's bound to return it."

'They're both nice - which can you ill afford least?'

Ze-Bras

"That's... yikes. I mean... what's even going on down there? Honey, I don't think a push-up bra is very flattering on you."

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'A word of advice, the squeaky wheel gets the totally organic, 0 trans-fat, soy-based lubricant.'

"Why do you call the new sheepdog Bra?"

Sports Memorabilia: Help wanted-losers need not apply.

Self-Checkout.

Victoria's secret lovers: Barry, Al, Percy.

'I've drawn up a health and safety policy for the company.'

Take pity on me. I can't give much this year. What is this heresy, son? I didn't get a raise this year, got furloughed this summer, am behind on my cable bill, can't afford proper dates. But it's the holidays. Think of the needy. Pierre in flat-panels has a new baby. Sandy, the mobile device manager, toils so hard for your business. And don't forget Apple. It's got to make its quarter. Computer Villa. Customer service. I shouldn't just think of myself. That's better. I'd like to upgrade all my d

'Gents toilet? Ah, got me there...'

"Bye now... it's always nice to see you and little Tommy!"

"Will you only promise the children toys that can be brought at this store?"

'I know the marketing budget is stretched ... but I still think we need professional models.'