Lingerie Enthusiast Gifts

"Happy valentine's day!"

'They come in all sizes-from egg cup to World Cup!'

'I've searched everywhere for a decent support bra...'

Victorian Secret

"I'm going to need that bra back."

"I thought the basque was for ME."

"There are, of course, exceptions to many laws of physics, even Newton's laws of gravity...consider, if you will, the Wonder Bra!"

"For the missus or yourself?"

"Yeah, I love thongs too although I still heaven't been able to fin the last one I put on."

'I don't know what helicopter view means, but I've got a high definition panty line.'

Maybe you should think about investing MORE in your models.

"I had the same problem with my girlfirends bra clasp."

'By the way Adrian, it unfastens at the front.'

Maude's new bra came with added lift

'It's 'BRA AND PANTIES' if you don't mind,Mister Wilberforce!'

'It's a good bra... a man can open it with one hand.'

...she found out that the basque he'd bought wasn't for her.

'Victoria's Secret: the one place where some guys don't mind being given the pink slip.'

"They're about this big."

Vera realised that the relationshipp was in trouble when she discovered that the basque Colin had bought for Xmas was not for her.

Ladies Lingerie.

"Welcome to this week's support group meeting."

Victoria's secret lovers: Barry, Al, Percy.

'You lifted your head.'

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

"I feel like pushing the envelope this morning, honey, starting with a little grape jelly for that bran muffin."

Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.

I love it when you speak Wall Streetese. Say 'to the upside' for me.

'You're hopeful - worrying about what underwear to wear for the office party!'

"Underweird bras."

Womens' bras come in football cup sizes.

A Freudian slip...

"Actually it's darling and I'm sure it would fit perfectly. It's just that I'm not a woman."

Shrewsbury - pronunciation

"Wrap it in any old bit of newspaper - she's bound to return it."