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"It's a thongbird."

Counting ribs

"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

'Why, of course I remember our first date -- I had filet mignon, potatoes au gratin, sauteed....'

"Must everything with you be a landmark decision?"

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

"Underweird bras."

A Freudian slip...

'No, that's not my shaving lotion. We've been burning cow chips in the wood stove.'

'Enter, 'The Globoracy'.'

"Wrap it in any old bit of newspaper - she's bound to return it."

"I see you've discovered the heirloom Twinkies."

Victoria's secret lovers: Barry, Al, Percy.

"To help illustrate our sales plan I have created a pie chart."

"Why do you call the new sheepdog Bra?"

'Openly sobbing, or non-openly sobbing?'

"Seat yourself. Grab a menu. Take any table. Hey, you know how to cook?"

"Don't make me send over the bad waitress."

"Fresh-raked leaves?"

'I know the marketing budget is stretched ... but I still think we need professional models.'

"They say at least 80% of us are wearing the wrong size."

'By the way Adrian, it unfastens at the front.'

"What kind of bra are you looking for?"

'Have a drink while I slip into something comfortable.'

"For the missus or yourself?"

'We've had a couple of requests for an academic brouhaha, so we'll be preparing one of those today.'

"Haven't you got anything that hasn't been regurgitated?"

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"So, our holiday was cancelled but at least our tastebuds can still go to Italy."

...she found out that the basque he'd bought wasn't for her.

"One man's dirty water is another man's Earl Grey."

"This place is slipping. The 'Chef's Surprise' looks more like a cook's confusion."