Lingerie Lovers T-Shirts

"Check out these sleep masks."

"Recession, depression, or panic, lingerie always gets hit first!"

Sneaky Herb Cunningham gives Death the slip.

'What did St. Valentine do to become Patron Saint of tacky underwear?'

"My wife's bra size? I don't know, about like this I guess."

"I feel like pushing the envelope this morning, honey, starting with a little grape jelly for that bran muffin."

'You're hopeful - worrying about what underwear to wear for the office party!'

I love it when you speak Wall Streetese. Say 'to the upside' for me.

"Underweird bras."

A Freudian slip...

Shrewsbury - pronunciation

"Actually it's darling and I'm sure it would fit perfectly. It's just that I'm not a woman."

"Wrap it in any old bit of newspaper - she's bound to return it."

Ginger's bakery: Our Cookies Snap!

"That's... yikes. I mean... what's even going on down there? Honey, I don't think a push-up bra is very flattering on you."

Ze-Bras

Victoria's secret lovers: Barry, Al, Percy.

"Why do you call the new sheepdog Bra?"

'I know the marketing budget is stretched ... but I still think we need professional models.'

"They say at least 80% of us are wearing the wrong size."

"What kind of bra are you looking for?"

"For the missus or yourself?"

"Does it say 'I'm ovulating'?"

"Oh please...tell me you're buying this as a gift!"

'Hello ground control? We're about to test Superstring theory!'

'By the way Adrian, it unfastens at the front.'

"I've got this amazing new bra."

'Have a drink while I slip into something comfortable.'

"I'll stop saying 'irregardless' if you'll stop staying 'at this point in time.'"

"Captain, we can't communicate with the creature. It seems to only speak in corporate lingo."

...she found out that the basque he'd bought wasn't for her.

Victorian Secret

Superhero flying off in women's underwear

'Satisfied now? You've seen every pair in the shop.'

Bras - small, medium, large, hooters.