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"Check out these sleep masks."

"Recession, depression, or panic, lingerie always gets hit first!"

Sneaky Herb Cunningham gives Death the slip.

'What did St. Valentine do to become Patron Saint of tacky underwear?'

"My wife's bra size? I don't know, about like this I guess."

"I feel like pushing the envelope this morning, honey, starting with a little grape jelly for that bran muffin."

'You're hopeful - worrying about what underwear to wear for the office party!'

I love it when you speak Wall Streetese. Say 'to the upside' for me.

"Underweird bras."

Womens' bras come in football cup sizes.

A Freudian slip...

Shrewsbury - pronunciation

"Actually it's darling and I'm sure it would fit perfectly. It's just that I'm not a woman."

Ginger's bakery: Our Cookies Snap!

"Wrap it in any old bit of newspaper - she's bound to return it."

Human Resources Dept. When the boss says you're on the "short list" for promotion, it's not a crack about your height.

"That's... yikes. I mean... what's even going on down there? Honey, I don't think a push-up bra is very flattering on you."

Ze-Bras

Victoria's secret lovers: Barry, Al, Percy.

"Why do you call the new sheepdog Bra?"

"They say at least 80% of us are wearing the wrong size."

'I know the marketing budget is stretched ... but I still think we need professional models.'

"I've got this amazing new bra."

'Have a drink while I slip into something comfortable.'

"Oh please...tell me you're buying this as a gift!"

"What kind of bra are you looking for?"

'By the way Adrian, it unfastens at the front.'

"For the missus or yourself?"

"Does it say 'I'm ovulating'?"

'Hello ground control? We're about to test Superstring theory!'

"I'll stop saying 'irregardless' if you'll stop staying 'at this point in time.'"

Victorian Secret

"Captain, we can't communicate with the creature. It seems to only speak in corporate lingo."

"Now hold on just a minute! Salad - fine! Chick flix - fine! But I draw the line on video games!"

...she found out that the basque he'd bought wasn't for her.