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"I feel like pushing the envelope this morning, honey, starting with a little grape jelly for that bran muffin."

He acts all cool and feral until the can of food comes out. Jingle jingle jingle.

'You're hopeful - worrying about what underwear to wear for the office party!'

"Underweird bras."

Womens' bras come in football cup sizes.

A Freudian slip...

"Actually it's darling and I'm sure it would fit perfectly. It's just that I'm not a woman."

Shrewsbury - pronunciation

"Wrap it in any old bit of newspaper - she's bound to return it."

Victoria's secret lovers: Barry, Al, Percy.

Ze-Bras

"That's... yikes. I mean... what's even going on down there? Honey, I don't think a push-up bra is very flattering on you."

"Why do you call the new sheepdog Bra?"

'I know the marketing budget is stretched ... but I still think we need professional models.'

"They say at least 80% of us are wearing the wrong size."

"Oh please...tell me you're buying this as a gift!"

"I've got this amazing new bra."

"What kind of bra are you looking for?"

'Hello ground control? We're about to test Superstring theory!'

'Have a drink while I slip into something comfortable.'

"For the missus or yourself?"

"Does it say 'I'm ovulating'?"

'By the way Adrian, it unfastens at the front.'

"I'll stop saying 'irregardless' if you'll stop staying 'at this point in time.'"

Stock Market - Bull vs Bear

"Captain, we can't communicate with the creature. It seems to only speak in corporate lingo."

...she found out that the basque he'd bought wasn't for her.

Nurse playing darts with syringes.

"Now hold on just a minute! Salad - fine! Chick flix - fine! But I draw the line on video games!"

Victorian Secret

Superhero flying off in women's underwear

"Thongs ain't what they used to be!"

Bras - small, medium, large, hooters.

'Satisfied now? You've seen every pair in the shop.'