Lingerie Maker Mugs

Wilsons Bras LTD

"I feel like pushing the envelope this morning, honey, starting with a little grape jelly for that bran muffin."

'You're hopeful - worrying about what underwear to wear for the office party!'

"Underweird bras."

A Freudian slip...

Shrewsbury - pronunciation

"Actually it's darling and I'm sure it would fit perfectly. It's just that I'm not a woman."

"Wrap it in any old bit of newspaper - she's bound to return it."

"Why do you call the new sheepdog Bra?"

Ze-Bras

Victoria's secret lovers: Barry, Al, Percy.

"That's... yikes. I mean... what's even going on down there? Honey, I don't think a push-up bra is very flattering on you."

"They say at least 80% of us are wearing the wrong size."

'I know the marketing budget is stretched ... but I still think we need professional models.'

"Oh please...tell me you're buying this as a gift!"

"For the missus or yourself?"

"What kind of bra are you looking for?"

"Does it say 'I'm ovulating'?"

'By the way Adrian, it unfastens at the front.'

'Hello ground control? We're about to test Superstring theory!'

"I've got this amazing new bra."

'Have a drink while I slip into something comfortable.'

"I'll stop saying 'irregardless' if you'll stop staying 'at this point in time.'"

Stock Market - Bull vs Bear

...she found out that the basque he'd bought wasn't for her.

Victorian Secret

"Captain, we can't communicate with the creature. It seems to only speak in corporate lingo."

Nurse playing darts with syringes.

Superhero flying off in women's underwear

'The Miracles of Suspension.'

'Satisfied now? You've seen every pair in the shop.'

"I made a big mistake getting into ladies underwear..."

"Thongs ain't what they used to be!"