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'No, but you can fill out the application.'

Sale on the same stuff as last week.

Cut Price

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

'They've certainly got designs on your purse!'

"Our business is based on breakthroughs."

'You're hopeful - worrying about what underwear to wear for the office party!'

"Big n' tall" "Small n' long"

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

'Don't worry. I'm not charging you for the extra lettering.'

"Underweird bras."

A Freudian slip...

"It was a mom-and-pop, but we inherited it."

"Now that's a great number if you want to be protected from the entire environment."

"Actually it's darling and I'm sure it would fit perfectly. It's just that I'm not a woman."

"Wrap it in any old bit of newspaper - she's bound to return it."

"That's... yikes. I mean... what's even going on down there? Honey, I don't think a push-up bra is very flattering on you."

Ze-Bras

"I'm looking for something that says country-but-only-an-hour-and-a-half-drive-from-the-city."

Victoria's secret lovers: Barry, Al, Percy.

"Why do you call the new sheepdog Bra?"

'I know the marketing budget is stretched ... but I still think we need professional models.'

"Fifth robbery this week. That's not a security camera ??" a local TV news station installed it to save time."

"They say at least 80% of us are wearing the wrong size."

'Uh-oh.'

"Oh please...tell me you're buying this as a gift!"

"For the missus or yourself?"

"I've got this amazing new bra."

As models become skinnier, so do the mannequins.

It's an I-O-Ewe.

"What kind of bra are you looking for?"

'By the way Adrian, it unfastens at the front.'

'Have a drink while I slip into something comfortable.'

"Does it say 'I'm ovulating'?"

'Hello ground control? We're about to test Superstring theory!'