Lingerie Lover Gifts

Proof of Global Warming

'No, something really slinky -- I wrecked the car!'

"I'm not sure we still carry the Wonderbra."

Special offer - buy two get one free! (Bra has three cups).

Intimate Apparel and Inmate Apparel.

"It's your new underwear. Try them on, Tiger."

Global Positioning System

Complaints -"It's about the bra that lifts and separates..."!

Womens' bras come in football cup sizes.

'I know the marketing budget is stretched ... but I still think we need professional models.'

I think you've overdone it with that push-up bra

"Wrap it in any old bit of newspaper - she's bound to return it."

'We're going to have to let you go, Harris. You'll be debriefed shortly.'

Superhero flying off in women's underwear

'They're not for me, they're for my wife.'

Victoria's secret: 'I'm not wearing any undies.'

Ze-Bras

"It's OK...he just passed out."

"I need something that seduces with the option to repel."

"It was my wife Martha's idea."

Adriana Lima

No tools are kept in this box overnight.

"So you've seen my double-lingerie invention? Does it get approval of the patent office?"

Man in women's underwears boutique searching for the right sizes by looking at different shapes and forms of breasts.

'We'll look into it.'

CIA, 'Chief, I've got a lead on Victoria's Secret!'

French spoken here.

'I was going to buy you a sexy new bra but I couldn't remember your cup sizes.'

"Madam is joking - of course?"

'You're hopeful - worrying about what underwear to wear for the office party!'

"Underweird bras."

'What is your wife's cup size, sir?'

Separation Anxiety.

Guess what? I'm wearing a half-bra today. Only one cup?

'Y-y-yes-s....she's about your size.'