Lingerie Lover Prints

'No, something really slinky -- I wrecked the car!'

Special offer - buy two get one free! (Bra has three cups).

"I'm not sure we still carry the Wonderbra."

Complaints -"It's about the bra that lifts and separates..."!

Superhero flying off in women's underwear

'I know the marketing budget is stretched ... but I still think we need professional models.'

Intimate Apparel and Inmate Apparel.

Global Positioning System

'We're going to have to let you go, Harris. You'll be debriefed shortly.'

'They're not for me, they're for my wife.'

"Wrap it in any old bit of newspaper - she's bound to return it."

I think you've overdone it with that push-up bra

'We'll look into it.'

CIA, 'Chief, I've got a lead on Victoria's Secret!'

French spoken here.

Man in women's underwears boutique searching for the right sizes by looking at different shapes and forms of breasts.

'I was going to buy you a sexy new bra but I couldn't remember your cup sizes.'

"Madam is joking - of course?"

'You're hopeful - worrying about what underwear to wear for the office party!'

"Underweird bras."

'What is your wife's cup size, sir?'

Separation Anxiety.

Guess what? I'm wearing a half-bra today. Only one cup?

'Y-y-yes-s....she's about your size.'

'Do you have this in a larger size? My cup runneth over.'

Ze-Bras

A cheap bra is only a bargain...if it fits.

"So you've seen my double-lingerie invention? Does it get approval of the patent office?"

"Oh please...tell me you're buying this as a gift!"

No tools are kept in this box overnight.

"I need something that seduces with the option to repel."

'Satisfied now? You've seen every pair in the shop.'

'Guess what. I'm wearing a half-bra today.'

They've lifted

'It's a see-though nightie that magnifies.'