Lingerie Critic Pillows

"That's... yikes. I mean... what's even going on down there? Honey, I don't think a push-up bra is very flattering on you."

'You're hopeful - worrying about what underwear to wear for the office party!'

"Underweird bras."

A Freudian slip...

"Actually it's darling and I'm sure it would fit perfectly. It's just that I'm not a woman."

"Wrap it in any old bit of newspaper - she's bound to return it."

Victoria's secret lovers: Barry, Al, Percy.

"Are you sure that's not a typo? -- Maybe the cow jumped over the moor."

"Why do you call the new sheepdog Bra?"

Ze-Bras

"They say at least 80% of us are wearing the wrong size."

'I know the marketing budget is stretched ... but I still think we need professional models.'

"What kind of bra are you looking for?"

"For the missus or yourself?"

'Have a drink while I slip into something comfortable.'

"Oh please...tell me you're buying this as a gift!"

"Does it say 'I'm ovulating'?"

'By the way Adrian, it unfastens at the front.'

'Hello ground control? We're about to test Superstring theory!'

"I've got this amazing new bra."

...she found out that the basque he'd bought wasn't for her.

"I didn't think much of the plot, but I like the product placement."

Victorian Secret

Superhero flying off in women's underwear

Bras - small, medium, large, hooters.

'Satisfied now? You've seen every pair in the shop.'

"I'm composing a song for the new administration. It's entitled, 'Hell to the chief'."

"Thongs ain't what they used to be!"

'The Miracles of Suspension.'

BIBLE STORIES, 'This is full of battle and other BOY stuff - not a single romantic comedy!'

"I made a big mistake getting into ladies underwear..."

"Did you research and verify before posting this?"