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"Excuse me, have you got this in giant clam?"

"Madam is joking - of course?"

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

"This is daring, but I like it."

'You're hopeful - worrying about what underwear to wear for the office party!'

'Bread, milk, cereal, sugar, sausage, potatoes, beans, biscuits. Click! So easy, but I do miss the sexy till lady.'

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"Underweird bras."

Penguin suit fitting.

"I know I should have gotten a cart, but I can't give up now."

"Actually it's darling and I'm sure it would fit perfectly. It's just that I'm not a woman."

How would Madam like to pay?

"Wrap it in any old bit of newspaper - she's bound to return it."

"Got any cards saying friendship is priceless under 5 bucks?"

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'Gents toilet? Ah, got me there...'

'I assure you madam, that the uglification factor of this mirror is no greater than the nationally accepted one-to-one standard.'

"That's... yikes. I mean... what's even going on down there? Honey, I don't think a push-up bra is very flattering on you."

"At first I thought I'd hate it, but now I have to have it."

Ze-Bras

"Haven't you a small one that would fit into a soldier's pack?"

"Why do you call the new sheepdog Bra?"

Victoria's secret lovers: Barry, Al, Percy.

"...And our 'Holiday Scented' candle smells just like credit cards."

'I know the marketing budget is stretched ... but I still think we need professional models.'

"I've got this amazing new bra."

"For the missus or yourself?"

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"Once you break through the plastic clamshell and blister packs, there won't be any packaging left!"

'I'm a football referee - I'll have a box of red and a box of yellow.'

"Oh please...tell me you're buying this as a gift!"

"Does it say 'I'm ovulating'?"

"What kind of bra are you looking for?"

'Hello ground control? We're about to test Superstring theory!'

'Have a drink while I slip into something comfortable.'