Cinderella Lover Mugs

'Whomsoever the shoe fits, I shall thee wed!'

"And this song goes out there to any girl who might consider sleeping with me."

"As an avid red wine drinker, I can say, with certainty, that the notion that drinking clarity impares claret is false!"

Candle Portraits.

Artist and Musician

Tired Barbie

"It's our latest scent...Dryer Sheet."

'You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake!'

'It works all the time: Light a candle and dinner comes to you...'

"Do I have to go out again!?"

Mexican angels.

Mexican Serenade.

'And your class story is an old, old one. In the middle of successful soul-snatching careers you were suddenly bitten by the lawyering bug...'

"I'm sorry, sir, but Dostoyevsky is not considered summer reading. I'll have to ask you to come with me."

"Lately, I can't even burn the candle at one end."

Musician Sneezing Musical Notes

"...And our 'Holiday Scented' candle smells just like credit cards."

"I feel like I'm persecting."

'A Connoisseur Examining a Cooper'- George III Inspecting Engraving of Oliver Cromwell

Trustworthy Authority.

"Yes, I'm sure it's my glass slipper - arch supports, odor-eaters, and you can see where I chipped away some glass for my bunions."

'And you dolls are the only friends I need to keep me... hey, where are you going?'

'Owl be lovin' you owlwise!'

The Hummingbird

"When I fall in love – It will be.... for heifer..."

Candles on Drum

Pablo Casals upset at interpretation of his work by young girl.

Paul Tortelier.

The Invention of the Tea Light

'That burning sensation is just a nasty case of hemorrhoidal flare-up.'

Kid to grilling father: 'Daddy, Daddy - let her help! The it will be a Barbie Q!'

'Last guy up blow out the candles.'

"I bedazzled my boobs for your birthday." "Ohhh. Myyyy."

"You choose now to suddenly become romantic?"

"I'm going to the store—do we need anything?"