Cinderella Story Lover Mugs

'It's being recalled. It seems one of them turned into a pumpkin one night.'

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

The Fourth Little Pig

It's not because I'm nervous. The reason I'm not eating is because I really do have butterflies in my stomach.

The tooth fairy.

"Once upon a time, there was a princess who wasn't about to take anyone's sh*t."

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

Pinocchio's nose used by cat as a scratching post

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

Kid to mom: 'Tell me again about the time you helped fortress a city, subdue hostile fire and got home and baked us all raspberry strudels.'

'This wasn't quite the fairytale ending that Colin had anticipated...'

"Actually, I'm really looking for blessings that aren't in disguise"

'He took from the rich and gave to the poor? It sounds like wealth redistribution.'

"Go ahead. This one seems too arrogant."

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

'Hang on a minute: You're not going to transform into a Prince and leave me heartbroken, are you?!'

Old Mother Goose Nursery Rhymes

"I liked the fee-fi-fo-fum part, but I found the rest of his speech racist and repellent."

'What did I tell you? There's always a catch to those bargain internet travel fares...'

The candy house, if the tale of Hansel and Gretel would happen today.

"Go figure: nobody wanted to kiss me when I was an ugly prince, but now, somehow, pretty girls are lining up!"

"I just never 'think I can' anymore."

"That dream catcher may be working a little too well."

"I'm trying to forget a pussycat."

"That's Bob. He's a bit of a wing nut."

'We're out of water, Jack. Time to go back up the hill to fetch a pail.'

Toys were me: lessons learned never growing up

"She married and then divorced, and then she married and divorced, and then she married and lived happily ever after."

Fyodor Dostoevsky

'I wonder how Curious George fits into all this?'

'I'm going to have to cut it - Daddy is complaining about the shampoo bill again.'

'Come on, girl! I know you can do it! Jump over the moon!'

"Are you willing to work the night shift?"

"Now here's a tale that'll make you hair stand on end"

"Grandmother, what big diastolic numbers you have."