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"Well in this case, Cynthia, it was judicious not to postpone marriage."

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

'Well,he certainly has his father's nose!'

'You head south without me. I'll be fine.'

Evil elves trying to take advantage of Christmas tree fairies.

"Dad! Dad! It's freezing out here! I wish we had a fireplace to get all cozy and roast marshmallows!"

Dorothy, the lion, and the scarecrow, are suddenly confronted by the tin man of Oz.

Santa 'Freezing' Claus.

'Do you come here often?'

'You want Chinese food? Are you going to have a baby or something?'

'It's a snow mobile.'

'... But, wouldn't that be kind of like, cannibalism?'

"The Cheshire Cactus"

'Big deal! -- anybody can build a prefab!'

Snowman buying sun tan oil

"When they pass around the coffee and the...pumpkin pie!"

"My great-uncle Lupe owned a barber shop! He made a lot of money!"

'Okay, one more blog about the meaning of 'Alice in Wonderland' and then off to sleep.'

"Let me show you my latest D.I.Y. project."

'I see the name they've called this winter storm, is certainly more civil than what you called it.'

'We don't discriminate per se - we just don't hire Lyle Lovett lookalikes.'

"You've got a fairy light at the back."

'You've a broken lamp and your underlay's dangerously worn.'

"The white rabbit gets fired"

"Once again Igor is sent out for a brain and once again he brings back the wrong one. This time he returns with the brain of Libby 'Lipsticks' Harris the world kiss chase champion."

"You're not gonna be around much longer, pal, so do you mind if I eat your nose when you're done with it?"

'What? Are you kidding me?! That was incidental body contact!'

The Walrus and the Spoilsport

Alice in Wonderland - Trying to Behead the Cheshire Cat.