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"Well in this case, Cynthia, it was judicious not to postpone marriage."

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

'Well,he certainly has his father's nose!'

'You head south without me. I'll be fine.'

"I traded his corncob pipe and his button nose for a buttoned lip, and things couldn't be better."

Evil elves trying to take advantage of Christmas tree fairies.

"Dad! Dad! It's freezing out here! I wish we had a fireplace to get all cozy and roast marshmallows!"

The loving, yet vengeful God of Cheshire!

Dorothy, the lion, and the scarecrow, are suddenly confronted by the tin man of Oz.

Santa 'Freezing' Claus.

'Do you come here often?'

'It's a snow mobile.'

'Big deal! -- anybody can build a prefab!'

"The Cheshire Cactus"

'You want Chinese food? Are you going to have a baby or something?'

'... But, wouldn't that be kind of like, cannibalism?'

Snowman buying sun tan oil

"Yes, I'm sure it's my glass slipper - arch supports, odor-eaters, and you can see where I chipped away some glass for my bunions."

'Okay, one more blog about the meaning of 'Alice in Wonderland' and then off to sleep.'

"My great-uncle Lupe owned a barber shop! He made a lot of money!"

"When they pass around the coffee and the...pumpkin pie!"

'I see the name they've called this winter storm, is certainly more civil than what you called it.'

"Let me show you my latest D.I.Y. project."

"Come on...come on...throw it!"

'We don't discriminate per se - we just don't hire Lyle Lovett lookalikes.'

'You've a broken lamp and your underlay's dangerously worn.'

"You've got a fairy light at the back."

"There's something awfully romantic about all this new-fallen snow, don't you think?"

"The white rabbit gets fired"

'What? Are you kidding me?! That was incidental body contact!'

I understand about the body parts, but did you have to put me in hand-me-down clothes?!

"You're not gonna be around much longer, pal, so do you mind if I eat your nose when you're done with it?"

"Once again Igor is sent out for a brain and once again he brings back the wrong one. This time he returns with the brain of Libby 'Lipsticks' Harris the world kiss chase champion."

The Walrus and the Spoilsport