A Cappella Enthusiast T-Shirts

Barber shop quartet

'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'

...gon make you sweat...gon make you groove

Wolf Karaoke

"Whose idea was it to start with the Hallelujah chorus?"

A violin spider and a saxaphone spider

Joe's 'Talent-Optional' Karaoke Bar

"Great news, I've booked you two stag nights, a hen party and fourteen solemn thanksgiving services for members of the theatrical profession"

"There's only the four of us. I hope you like doo-wop."

"Darling, I never realised how talented you weren't!"

The Problem with On-the-fly Christmas Caroling

"O.K., next time around let's ease up on the vibrato."

The Dog Choir

Tenors

Ventriloquist Audition

Young lady telling a young man he is not singing low enough.

A singer being criticised

"This next song is for all you a cappella lovers. No strings attached."

"It also doubles as a karaoke machine."

The passing of a radio/tv personality.

Pirate King

"...And you will serve two years in a male voice choir as a baritone!"

'He's is in a bad mood tonight!'

'This is the 'I Fell Behind On My Credit Card Payments, So They Took My Guitar Away Blues'. I'll be performing it a cappella.'

Heavenly voices.

"Tonight Mathew, I'm going to be, Charlotte Church"

Celine Dion

"You don't need a doctor to look at your throat, you need a CHOIRPRACTOR."

"I'll knock 10% off this session as I wasn't really listening."

Karaoke! - Fri: With Irony, Sat: Without.

"I am sorry. I'm going to have to let you go. You just can't seem to learn the words."

The Corus.