Choir Enthusiasts T-Shirts

Choir wearing masks.

"Please! No harmonizing during ululations!"

"Whose idea was it to start with the Hallelujah chorus?"

"The 'Sing Only in the Shower' Community Chorus"

"I lost the groove."

The Problem with On-the-fly Christmas Caroling

"O.K., next time around let's ease up on the vibrato."

"Maybe we should just let heaven and nature sing."

The Dog Choir

Tenors

Chorister's Loose Teeth

Choirmaster conducting, with one hand over a choirboy's mouth.

The-Lead-Us-Not-Into Temptations

Ventriloquist Audition

Four Chanting Monks

"Very good, everyone. . . except I head that scream again. Ok, let's try it again from the top."

A family choir

The worship singer suspects someone doesn't appreciate his talent after finding his mic muted for the 3rd time.

"Mum, Mum, the choir master taught us to yodel today! I loved it, I want to practice every day..."

Heaven

A singer being criticised

"If she has the voice of an angel I sure hope the others drown her out."

Spiro & Pusho and the baby choir

Loud Chorister

Hallelujah!

'I appreciate you enthusiasm...but please stop doing the Wave.'

'Every time I manage to learn the second verse of a song, I forget the first one.'

"...And you will serve two years in a male voice choir as a baritone!"

'I suppose we could use him as a Bass singer in a choir.'

"I'm going to need even less tuba."

'He's is in a bad mood tonight!'

Claudius Monteverdi.

"You don't need a doctor to look at your throat, you need a CHOIRPRACTOR."

'I know it's all the rage with jazz musicians and pop singers, Twiddlecock - but choristers?'

"I am sorry. I'm going to have to let you go. You just can't seem to learn the words."